Believe it or not, the rugged features of a typical Viking actually harbor a very intimate secret: pristine scrotal hygiene. Indeed, references to Viking baby-makers are deeply woven into their culture.
While there’s absolutely nothing wrong with a man enjoying the scintillating aroma of his freshly cologned nuggets, let’s be real here: it’s not all for you. It’s for the person who, you know, does that thing that you like. When it’s time to go heels-to-Jesus with that certain someone, your scent can make the difference between Oscar-level commitment and a straight-to-DVD performance, if you catch our drift.
Testicular cancer is an issue that affects up to 10,000 men every year, which is why we are once again launching our “Give a Sack” edition of our classic Ballwash. It’s a new scent with a purpose, because we are kicking back $3 of every bottle purchased to testicular cancer research.
The sudden transition of habit-changing home dwelling can bring about a rollercoaster of emotions and new challenges to deal with. In order to prepare you for this, we’ve consulted our remote workers to bring you the 8 stages of coronavirus quarantine. Enjoy!
Are you still powdering your balls like a pilgrim? If you’re still using messy and unsafe talcum powders, then we regret to inform you that the answer is yes you are.
Your hangy-down parts are a reflection of you, and you are a reflection of your hangy-down parts. For that reason, we’ve formulated our Sack Spray to work in virtually every scenario, from your funky personage to your equally smelly belongings.