Have you ever played basketball against a 4-year-old on a Fisher-Price net? Remember how good it felt knowing that you can ABSOLUTELY DESTROY this 3-and-a-half-foot toddler with a series of perfect executing tomahawk dunks? (But you let him win anyway, because you’re one of the good guys). Well, we here at Ballsy captured that feeling and transformed it into a heroic smelling body wash that we've dubbed Liquid Courage.
Believe it or not, the rugged features of a typical Viking actually harbor a very intimate secret: pristine scrotal hygiene. Indeed, references to Viking baby-makers are deeply woven into their culture.
While there’s absolutely nothing wrong with a man enjoying the scintillating aroma of his freshly cologned nuggets, let’s be real here: it’s not all for you. It’s for the person who, you know, does that thing that you like. When it’s time to go heels-to-Jesus with that certain someone, your scent can make the difference between Oscar-level commitment and a straight-to-DVD performance, if you catch our drift.
Testicular cancer is an issue that affects up to 10,000 men every year, which is why we are once again launching our “Give a Sack” edition of our classic Ballwash. It’s a new scent with a purpose, because we are kicking back $3 of every bottle purchased to testicular cancer research.
The sudden transition of habit-changing home dwelling can bring about a rollercoaster of emotions and new challenges to deal with. In order to prepare you for this, we’ve consulted our remote workers to bring you the 8 stages of coronavirus quarantine. Enjoy!
Are you still powdering your balls like a pilgrim? If you’re still using messy and unsafe talcum powders, then we regret to inform you that the answer is yes you are.
Your hangy-down parts are a reflection of you, and you are a reflection of your hangy-down parts. For that reason, we’ve formulated our Sack Spray to work in virtually every scenario, from your funky personage to your equally smelly belongings.